Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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you inspire me to be a worse person
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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