don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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