wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
please come you make the beer taste better
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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