I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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