Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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