Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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