so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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