Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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