dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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