so let's talk penis.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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