Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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