I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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