Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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