I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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