no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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