did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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