How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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