No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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