Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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