Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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