I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she smelled like a LAN party
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I need a burrito and a hug.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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