Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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