White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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