Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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