i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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