I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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