When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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