my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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