he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
soo... how was my night?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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