absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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