seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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