What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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