what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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