so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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