If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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