I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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