how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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