I feel like abortions should bother me more
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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