Pappa wants mamma naked
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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