i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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