I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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