So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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