Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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