I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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