just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
