giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize