I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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