Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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