It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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