So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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