Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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