According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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