Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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