Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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