They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
