Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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