they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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